Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…
#bless this post
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
TRUE RAWNESS? I THINK SO
That’s why it fucking hurts
Someone please show this to those fucking dudebros who want women to wear heels all the time instead of flats/flip flops….
NOT ONLY THAT BUT PEOPLE WHO WEAR HEELS ALL THE TIME WILL HAVE PROBLEMS WALKING WITHOUT THEM IN THE FUTURE DUE TO THEIR CALFS SHORTENING IN THE BACK DUE TO WEARING THEM ALL THE TIME FOR YEARS.